Nil Recurring

roastedandsalty:

thankful for all the dogs that let me pet them in 2015

thankful for all the dogs that will let me pet them in 2016

rhowens:

stormtroopers breakroom whenever kylo throws a fit:

kylroren:

the best part about star wars is that it’s just one family fucking up the whole galaxy with their drama

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

just-shower-thoughts:

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting

ssjgssjgoku:

My Girlfriend: Please visit me

Me: I cannot because I am preoccupied with obligations

My Girlfriend: I will indulge you with sexual favors

Me: I am sorry but these obligations are too important. Please wait until later

My Girlfriend: Ok

ladyetherea:

AU where Mike and the Kitchen Bros. leave crime behind and form that prog rock band.